The Stuff (1985)

Directed by Larry Cohen

Starring: Michal Moriarty, Andrea Marcovicci, Garrett Morris, Paul Sorvino, Danny Aiello

Whenever you find white shit coming out of the ground, do what everyone else does, and taste it! Couldn’t be bad could it? You could maybe make a zillion dollars because this stuff is low cal, low carb, and tastes delicious. But you have to ask yourself, are you eating it, or is it eating you?