The Thing (1982)

Directed by : John Carpenter

Starring: Kurt Russel, Wilford Brimley, Keith David, A bunch of fuckers you might actually recognize

A research team in Antarctica is hunted by a shape-shifting alien that assumes the appearance of its victims. At first, the research team is frightened by the shape of the shape-shifting alien, but after the alien communicates that it prefers to take the form of beanie babies and squish-mallows, the research team decides that it’s safe to share a never ending pasta bowl at the local Olive Garden. Don’t fill up on the breadsticks!