Super Mario Bros. (1993)

Directed: Annabel Jankel, Rocky Morton

Starring: Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper, Some other fuckers who don’t deserve this.

The much maligned story of two Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, who must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world. Full of references, characters and story that make no sense. Actors drank scotch to get them through takes, what could go wrong?