Jingle All The Way (1996)

Jingle All the Way (1996) Directed By: Brian Levant Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman, some other ho ho ho’ers I don’t think he needed money, but Arnold put out some real stinkers in the late 90’s. I think things were really shitshitsville after True Lies, but even the period between Termintator 2 and True […]

Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1986)

Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1986) Directed By: Danny Steinmann Starring: Melanie Kinnaman, John Shepherd, Anthony Barrile, some other fuckin’ little twerp. Well, it’s Friday the 13th again, so we’re baaaaack for another installment in our Friday the 13th… thing. Jason is back (or is he) to terrorize some more campers… or […]

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) Directed By: Lee Harry Starring: Eric Freeman, James Newman, Elizabeth Kaitan, some other santa fuckers. Just imagine you and your family are on a road trip to visit your crazy grandfather, and on the way back your parents are killed by a drunk dressed as Santa. Now imagine […]

Double Impact (1991)

Double Impact (1991) Directed by: Sheldon Lettich Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Geoffrey Lewis, Alonna Shaw, Some Asian fucker with big pecs Double Impact is the one where JCVD plays twins who were separated at birth after their parents get “batman’d”, and they come back and do something with a bridge and triads or some gang. […]

Thanksgiving (2023)

Thanksgiving (2023) Directed By: Eli Roth Starring: Patrick Dempsey, Ty Olsson, Gina Gershon, a bunch of other turkey fuckers. With the turkey day holiday coming up soon, we’ve been joined by our good friend Jordana from Pretty Killer Podcast (and loads of other stuff), to talk about the Eli Roth film Thanksgiving. Originally teased as […]