Creepshow (1982)

Creepshow (1982) Directed By: George A. Romero Starring: Hal Holbrook, Leslie Nielsen, Adrienne Barbeau, some handsome Frankenstein looking fuckers. Sean can chalk this up to one of his most terrifying early memories, and John’s a big fan of Fluffy, but this George Romero directed, Stephen King written horror anthology has a few tricks up it’s […]

Night of the Demons (1988)

Night of the Demons (1988) Directed By: Kevin Tenney Starring: Cathy Podewell, Alvin Alexis, Hal Havins, some other fucker that John is in love with. Some people would argue that this is the quintessential 80s horror movie, others might argue that the pacing is a little off, but no one would argue that this is […]

Deadstream (2022)

Deadstream (2022) Directed by: Joseph Winter, Vanessa Winter Starring: Joseph Winter, Melanie Stone, Jason K. Wixom, barely any other fuckers. The next movie in our Horrorween 2024 extravaganza is a cornucopia of douchetuber activity. Would you stay overnight, alone in a decrepit farmhouse in the middle of nowhere, self sabotaging any efforts to get the […]

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Directed By: Wes Craven Starring: Heather Langenkamp, Johnny Depp, Robert Englund, this other fucking guy that’s in just about everything. IT’S THE START OF HORRORWEEN 2024! We’re kicking it off with good old Scary Terry himself – the one and only Fredrick F. Krueger who’s come to terrorize you […]

Playing with Fire (1985)

Playing with Fire (1985) Directed By: Ivan Nagy Starring: Gary Coleman, Cicely Tyson, Ron O'Neal, some other fighter setting fuckers. Prepare for John's Saltiest take of all time. In the 80's Gary Coleman could do no wrong – he was the star of a little show called “Diff'rent Strokes” and he had been merchandised to […]