Longlegs (2024)

Longlegs (2024) Directed By: Osgood Perkins Starring: Maika Monroe, Nicolas Cage, Blair Underwood, some dysfunctional family fuckers Nicolas Cage as a serial killer? The occult and mysteries about? “The best horror movie of the year” and a “goddamned scary must see”? Hmm, don't know about all that noise, but IMDB has this to say about […]

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter Directed By: Joseph Zito Starring: Erich Anderson, Judie Aronson, Peter Barton, some other little patchy haired fuckers Not to be confused with a new beginning, Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (also known as Part IV around these parts) feels like it's going to be the end of a […]

Champagne and Bullets (1993)

Champagne and Bullets (1993) Directed By: John De Hart, James Paradise Starring: John De Hart, Wings Hauser, William Smith, some half naked fuckers This “movie” goes by a few different names, “Champagne and Bullets”, “Road to Revenge” and “GetEven” (“GetEven” is linked above) – and are all different cuts of the same film. Regardless of […]

Night of the Kickfighters (1988)

Night of the Kickfighters (1988) Directed By:Buddy Reyes Starring: Adam West, Andy Bauman ,Marcia Karr, some other kicking fuckers What do you get when you have a guy who's never starred in anything (but the movie poster says he has) to kick his way into rescuing a scientists daughter from the hands of an international […]

The Mouse Trap (2024)

The Mouse Trap (2024) Directed By: Jamie Bailey Starring: Who the fuck cares? Whether you know this movie as The Mouse Trap or Mickey's Mouse Trap, the fact of the matter is that this is the movie that you've probably heard of that's based on the expiring copyright of Disney's “Steamboat Willie”. IMDB describes this […]