A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Directed By: Wes Craven Starring: Heather Langenkamp, Johnny Depp, Robert Englund, this other fucking guy that’s in just about everything. IT’S THE START OF HORRORWEEN 2024! We’re kicking it off with good old Scary Terry himself – the one and only Fredrick F. Krueger who’s come to terrorize you […]

Playing with Fire (1985)

Playing with Fire (1985) Directed By: Ivan Nagy Starring: Gary Coleman, Cicely Tyson, Ron O'Neal, some other fighter setting fuckers. Prepare for John's Saltiest take of all time. In the 80's Gary Coleman could do no wrong – he was the star of a little show called “Diff'rent Strokes” and he had been merchandised to […]

Longlegs (2024)

Longlegs (2024) Directed By: Osgood Perkins Starring: Maika Monroe, Nicolas Cage, Blair Underwood, some dysfunctional family fuckers Nicolas Cage as a serial killer? The occult and mysteries about? “The best horror movie of the year” and a “goddamned scary must see”? Hmm, don't know about all that noise, but IMDB has this to say about […]

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter Directed By: Joseph Zito Starring: Erich Anderson, Judie Aronson, Peter Barton, some other little patchy haired fuckers Not to be confused with a new beginning, Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (also known as Part IV around these parts) feels like it's going to be the end of a […]

Champagne and Bullets (1993)

Champagne and Bullets (1993) Directed By: John De Hart, James Paradise Starring: John De Hart, Wings Hauser, William Smith, some half naked fuckers This “movie” goes by a few different names, “Champagne and Bullets”, “Road to Revenge” and “GetEven” (“GetEven” is linked above) – and are all different cuts of the same film. Regardless of […]