Night of the Kickfighters (1988)

Night of the Kickfighters (1988) Directed By:Buddy Reyes Starring: Adam West, Andy Bauman ,Marcia Karr, some other kicking fuckers What do you get when you have a guy who's never starred in anything (but the movie poster says he has) to kick his way into rescuing a scientists daughter from the hands of an international […]

The Mouse Trap (2024)

The Mouse Trap (2024) Directed By: Jamie Bailey Starring: Who the fuck cares? Whether you know this movie as The Mouse Trap or Mickey's Mouse Trap, the fact of the matter is that this is the movie that you've probably heard of that's based on the expiring copyright of Disney's “Steamboat Willie”. IMDB describes this […]

True Romance (1993)

True Romance (1993) Directed By: Tony Scott Starring: Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette, Dennis Hopper, a ton of other recognizable fuckers Notably, Quentin Tarantino's first script turned into a movie, True Romance is a movie about… well romance, in a weird way. John describes it as the most Quentin Tarantino ass Quentin Tarantino movie, IMDB describes […]

Point Break (1991)

Directed By: Kathryn Bigelow Starring: Patrick Swayze ,Keanu Reeves, Gary Busey, some tank girl fuckers Is this the quintessential surfing movie? You could say 'Surf Ninjas Must Die' because it's got surfing right in the title. You could say Escape from LA because there's an amazing surfing scene there… I guess it's still open to […]

Out For Justice (1991)

Out For Justice (1991) Directed By: John Flynn Starring: Steven Seagal, William Forsythe, Jerry Orbach, Some other fucker with tattoos on his neck except this time he has hair After last week, we needed a palate cleanser, so we decided to go with a crown jewel in Steven Seagal's filmography, Out for Justice. Get ready […]