Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid (1986)

Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid (1986) Directed by: John Golden Starring: Honestly, these are some fuckers you have never heard of. We're over halfway through crummy movie march, and I'd like to say that we saved a good one for this week, but instead I'll just say we're talking about the 1986 film “Fat Guy Goes […]

Uninvited (1988)

Uninvited (1988) Directed By: Greydon Clark Starring: George Kennedy, Alex Cord, Clu Gulager, some silk stalking'd fucker. For week two of our 2nd annual crummy movie marchathon, we take to the high seas with two hardbodies, three dorks, an unscrupulous businessman and his two numbskull cronies for a cruise to the Cayman Islands for some […]

Phantom of The Mall: Eric’s Revenge (1989)

Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge Directed By: Richard Friedman Starring: Derek Rydall, Jonathan Goldsmith, Rob Estes, some other weaselly fuckers. We had way too much fun talking way too long about the first movie of our second annual crummy movie March-athon – Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge. Here's what IMDB had to say […]

Robocop (1987)

Robocop Directed By: Paul Verhoeven Starring: Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Kurtwood Smith, some other dick Unbeknownst to us, we’ve been waiting to talk about Robocop for a long time. Those assholes still haven’t put up the statue, but that doesn’t mean we can’t talk about this absolute classic of 80’s cinema, and how the ideas […]

Action Jackson (1988)

Action Jackson Directed By: Craig R. Baxley Starring: Carl Weathers, Craig T. Nelson, Vanity, some basic instinct fuckers. We were very upset to hear of the passing of Carl Weathers, and we felt it was our duty to talk about one of his finest starring roles, 1988's Action Jackson. IMDB describes this movie as: Vengeance […]