Dawn of the Dead (1978)

Dawn of the Dead (1978) Directed by: George A. Romero Starring: David Emge, Ken Foree, Scott H. Reiniger, some other zombie and biker fuckers In honor of the 45th anniversary of it's release, and the re-release of this movie in the theaters, this week we wanted to talk about the seminal 1978 zombie movie Dawn […]

The Nostril Picker (1993)

The Nostril Picker (1993) Directed by: Mark Nowicki Starring: Carl Zschering, Edward Tanner, Laura Cummings, some booger picking fuckers I can't even link. The crummy movie marchathon closer for 2024 is the 1993 movie The Nostril Picker (aka The Changer), and we've really been waiting to watch this one for a long time. As you […]

Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid (1986)

Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid (1986) Directed by: John Golden Starring: Honestly, these are some fuckers you have never heard of. We're over halfway through crummy movie march, and I'd like to say that we saved a good one for this week, but instead I'll just say we're talking about the 1986 film “Fat Guy Goes […]

Uninvited (1988)

Uninvited (1988) Directed By: Greydon Clark Starring: George Kennedy, Alex Cord, Clu Gulager, some silk stalking'd fucker. For week two of our 2nd annual crummy movie marchathon, we take to the high seas with two hardbodies, three dorks, an unscrupulous businessman and his two numbskull cronies for a cruise to the Cayman Islands for some […]

Phantom of The Mall: Eric’s Revenge (1989)

Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge Directed By: Richard Friedman Starring: Derek Rydall, Jonathan Goldsmith, Rob Estes, some other weaselly fuckers. We had way too much fun talking way too long about the first movie of our second annual crummy movie March-athon – Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge. Here's what IMDB had to say […]