Alien (1979)

Alien (1979) Directed by: Ridley Scott Starring: Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, John Hurt, some out of this world fuckers. The crew of a commercial spacecraft encounters a deadly lifeform after investigating an unknown transmission. When they find the lifeform, it reveals itself to be a huge fan of HackySack and they all get around in […]

Cobweb (2023)

Directed By: Samuel Bodin Starring: Lizzy Caplan, Antony Starr, Cleopatra Coleman, some other little fuckers. An eight-year-old boy tries to investigate the mysterious knocking sounds that are coming from inside the walls of his house, finding the key to friendship and a magical closet with a portal to another dimension. We also talked about: Clerk. […]

Cobra (1986)

Directed by: George P. Cosmatos Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Brigitte Nielsen, Reni Santoni and some greasy killer hammer clanking fuckers A tough-on-crime street cop must eat only the tip of his pizza from the freezer and some other story bullshit about protecting some lady who didn’t even witness something from a strange murderous cult with far-reaching […]

Undefeatable (1993)

Unfeatable Directed by: Godfrey Ho (aka Godfrey Hall, Wallace Chan, Alton Cheung and other assorted names) Starring: Cynthia Rothrock, Don Niam, John Miller, some other kicking fuckers Kristi Jones (Cynthia Rothrock) avenges her sister's death at the hands of a crazed martial arts rapist named Stingray. While Godrey Ho has directed over 150 films (almost […]

Xtro (1982) with BP from The Let’s Talk Horror Podcast

Director: Harry Bromley Davenport Starring: Philip Sayer, Bernice Steger, Danny Brainin, Some other slimy crabwalking alien fuckers. Tony's father Sam is abducted by aliens. Three years later, he returns to Earth and seeks his wife and son, but she is already living with someone else. After an awkward reunion, Sam's wife recognizes that he is […]