Deerskin (2019)

Directed by: Quentin Dupieux Starring:     Jean Dujardin, Adèle Haenel,Albert Delpy, some French fuckers A man’s obsession with his designer deerskin jacket causes him to blow his life’s savings to become a deer himself. We watched: Fire of Love (French Volcanologists) Still (Michael J. Fox Documentary) 350 Days (Wrestling Doc.) Muppet Mayhem (The Muppet […]

Evil Dead Rise (2023)

Director: Lee Cronin Starring: Mirabai Pease, Richard Crouchley, Anna-Maree Thomas, Some Other Deadite Fuckers A twisted tale of two estranged sisters whose reunion is cut short by the rise of flesh-possessing demons, thrusting them into a primal battle for survival as they face the most nightmarish decision imaginable… beer or bourbon? A couple of my […]

Tusk (2014)

Tusk (2014) Director: Kevin Smith Starring: Justin Long, Michael Parks, Haley Joel Osment, some Canadian fuckers A brash and arrogant podcaster gets more than he bargained for when he travels to Canada to interview a mysterious recluse.  Everything’s going good for him until he finds out the recluse is a lesbian, and a Canadian.

Barb Wire (1996)

Barb Wire (1996) Directed by: David Hogan Starring:     Pamela Anderson, Amir AboulEla, Adriana Alexander, Goon 2, Redhead with a Hairlip, seriously… who are these fuckers? Taking place during the Second American Civil War in 2017, Barb Wire owns a nightclub called the Hammerhead. Things become complicated when her ex-lover Axel Hood, who is […]

Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

Directed by: Rhys Frake-Waterfield Starring: You won’t recognize any of these fuckers The days of adventures and merriment have come to an end, as Christopher Robin, now a young man, has left the gang of Hundred Acre-Woods to fend for themselves. Through hard work and determination, and led by Pooh-bear and Piglet, the gang gussy […]