Infinity Pool (2023)

Directed by: Brandon Cronenberg Starring: Alexander Skarsgård, Mia Goth, Cleopatra Coleman, some other rich fuckers James and Em Foster are enjoying an all-inclusive beach vacation in the fictional island of La Tolqa, when a fatal accident exposes the resort’s backward policy of cleaning it’s septic system James and Em put on their red and green […]

Super Mario Brothers (1993)

Super Mario Bros. (1993) Directed: Annabel Jankel, Rocky Morton Starring: Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper, Some other fuckers who don’t deserve this. The much maligned story of two Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, who must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking […]

Codefendants – This is Crime Wave (2023)

This is Crime Wave is the debut album from the band Codefendants. The band features Sam King of Get Dead, Ceschi Ramos, Fat Mike of NOFX and some guest accomplices including Get Dead, Stacey Dee from Bad Cop / Bad Cop, Onry Ozzborn of Dark Time Sunshine, and the incomparable DOC.  Check out the playlist for all the […]

Cocaine Bear (2023)

Director: Elizabeth Banks Starring: Keri Russel, Alden Ehrenreich, O’Shea Jackson Jr., Ray Liota, some other furry fuckers An oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converge on a Georgia forest where a huge black bear steals a car and reenacts the 1963 classic “It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World”, playing the part of […]

The Last of Us (2023)

Creators: Neil Druckmann, Craig Mazin Starring: Pedro Pascal, Bella Ramsey, Anna Torv, Some mushroom faced motherfuckers After a global pandemic destroys civilization, a hardened survivor takes charge of a 14-year-old girl who is classically trained in French cuisine, and is very good with flavor and texture profiles. She hides a rat under her hat and between […]