Friday the 13th II (1981)

Directed by: Steve Miner Starring: Betsy Palmer, Amy Steel, John Furey, Warrington Gillette, Steve Dash, Stuart Charno, Some Other Fuckers Months after Alice beheaded psycho killer/mother Pamela Voorhees at Camp Crystal Lake, survivor Alice is still traumatized because of the murders. But there is one problem: Mrs. Voorhees’ son Jason never drowned and died. He’s […]

Deadly Prey (1987)

Directed By: David A. Prior Starring: Cameron Mitchell, Troy Donahue, Ted Prior A group of sadistic mercenaries kidnap people off the streets and set them loose on the grounds of their secret camp, so the “students” at the camp can learn how to track down and kill their prey. Little do they know, they kidnapped […]

Barbarian (2022)

Directed by: Zach Cregger Starring: Georgina Campbell, Bill Skarsgard, Justin Long, Some Other Fuckers. In town for a job interview, a young woman arrives at her Airbnb rental late at night only to find that the house has been mistakenly double-booked and an overly nice man with kind eyes is already staying there. Against her […]

Escape From New York

Director: John Carpenter Starring: Kurt Russell, Lee Van Cleef, Ernest Borgnine, Donald Pleasence, Isaac Hayes, Some other Fuckers When you try to rob the federal reserve bank, you get sent to manhattan which since 1988 has been a full on prison island, to rescue the president and some bullshit tape that supposedly has the formula for […]

Rare Exports : A Christmas Tale

Directed by: Jalmari Helander Starring: A lot of fuckers you never heard of. On Christmas Eve in Finland, Santa Claus is unearthed in an archaeological dig. Soon after, children start disappearing, leading a boy and his father to capture Santa and, with the help of fellow hunters, they look to sell him back to the […]