Child’s Play (1988)

Child’s Play (1988) Director: Tom Holland Starring: Catherine Hicks, Chris Sarandon, Alex Vincent, Brad Dourif, some other fuckers. The Lakeview Stranger, mortally injured in a shootout with police practices the dark art of santeria and transports his soul into a fucking doll. A hard working single mom gives her shitheel kid Andy the doll, and […]

Monster Dog (1984)

Monster Dog (1984, 1986 or Yesterday?) Directed by Claudio Fragasso Starring: Alice Cooper, Victoria Vera, Carlos Santurio and some other fuckers. My LEG! Hey… I thought my biggest fear about dogs would be their teeth, not them pumping away on my leg.  This week we look at the Alice Cooper classic (or classic piece of […]

Nope

Nope (2022) Directed by Jordan Peele Starring: Daniel Kaluuya, Keke Palmer, Steven Yeun, Michael Wincott, Brandon Perea Did you ever feel like someone was watching you?  Someone or something in the clouds that sees everything you’re doing, even when you’re touching yourself at night thinking of Santa Claus? Ok, maybe that’s just me. Aaaaanyway… What […]

Night of the Creeps

Night of the Creeps (1986) Directed by Fred Dekker Starring: Jason Lively, Tom Atkins, Jill Whitlow, Allan Kayser Stop me if you’ve heard this one before… Slugs from outer space invade earth and try to take over humanity. They enter through your mouth, take over your body and lay eggs in your brain. This is […]

The Blob (1988)

The Blob (1988) Directed by Chuck Russell Starring: Kevin Dillon, Shawnee Smith, Jeffrey DeMunn, Joe Seneca, Paul McCrane Never trust a long hair to save your small town from an amoebic villan. Leather jackets and motorcycles be damned!