Director: Jeff King

Writer: Steven Seagal

Starring: Stevan Seagal, Isaac Hayes, Holly Elissa, honestly… no other fuckers you’ve ever heard of.

A troubled detective mumbles his way through Memphis in order to track  down a pair of serial killers. The twist? He was both serial killers the whole time.

What we watched: Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker, Long Live Chainsaw, Fleishman is in Trouble, The Mutilator, Sorority House Massacre

Use a Raspberry Pi to block ads on your network.

Wanna see someone get a tattoo laser removed from their butthole?

Steven Seagal kicking someone out a window 13 times?