Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) Director: Andy Sidaris Starring: Ronn Moss, Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton, some other fucker’s boobs. Two drug enforcement agents plus two chicks with two boobs a piece plus two friends that are dudes plus two bad dudes – and don’t forget to add an exploding skateboarder and his blow up […]

The Perfect Weapon (1991)

Director: Mark DiSalle Starring: Jeff Speakman, John Dye, Mako, Mariska Hargitay, James Hong, some other kicking fuckers. In Jeff Speakman’s first starring role, he plays an expert in “kenpo” karate avenges his Koreatown friend, slain by a mobster in Los Angeles. The perfect weapon is the perfect example of why you should mind your own […]

Black Devil Doll from Hell (1984)

Black Devil Doll from Hell (1984) Directed: Chester N. Turner Starring: Seriously, you’ve really never heard of any of these fuckers A woman buys a doll at a magic shop. Unbeknownst to her, the doll is possessed by the spirit of Dave Chapelle, who holds a killer stand up set in her living room for […]

Never Too Young To Die (1986)

Directed by: Gil Bettman Starring: John Stamos, Vanity, Gene Simmons, Gene Simmons, Robert Englund, A suprising number of fuckers you’ve heard of. As crazy as it sounds, John Stamos is a college gymnastics whiz kid who’s dad (George Lazenby) is a special agent trying to stop the “Hermaphroditic” maniacal rocker Velvet Von Ragnar played by […]

The Thing (1982)

The Thing (1982) Directed by : John Carpenter Starring: Kurt Russel, Wilford Brimley, Keith David, A bunch of fuckers you might actually recognize A research team in Antarctica is hunted by a shape-shifting alien that assumes the appearance of its victims. At first, the research team is frightened by the shape of the shape-shifting alien, […]