Hellraiser (2022)

Director: David Bruckner Starring:  Odessa A’zion, Jamie Clayton, Adam Faison, Drew Starkey, Some other fuckers. Whoever harnesses the one box has an audience with God. Cenobites gonna be Cenobites, and Riley and her rag tag group of puzzle solvers need to get past Pinhead and crew to make their wildest dreams come true. Who will […]

Child’s Play (1988)

Child’s Play (1988) Director: Tom Holland Starring: Catherine Hicks, Chris Sarandon, Alex Vincent, Brad Dourif, some other fuckers. The Lakeview Stranger, mortally injured in a shootout with police practices the dark art of santeria and transports his soul into a fucking doll. A hard working single mom gives her shitheel kid Andy the doll, and […]

Monster Dog (1984)

Monster Dog (1984, 1986 or Yesterday?) Directed by Claudio Fragasso Starring: Alice Cooper, Victoria Vera, Carlos Santurio and some other fuckers. My LEG! Hey… I thought my biggest fear about dogs would be their teeth, not them pumping away on my leg.  This week we look at the Alice Cooper classic (or classic piece of […]

The Blob (1988)

The Blob (1988) Directed by Chuck Russell Starring: Kevin Dillon, Shawnee Smith, Jeffrey DeMunn, Joe Seneca, Paul McCrane Never trust a long hair to save your small town from an amoebic villan. Leather jackets and motorcycles be damned!

Sleepaway Camp (1983)

Sleepaway Camp (1983) Directed by Robert Hiltzik Starring: Felissa Rose, Jonathan Tiersten, Karen Fields, Christopher Collet Have you ever seen Friday the 13th? Robert Hiltzik clearly has, because this 1983 horror movie follows closely in the footsteps of that movie in some ways, but diverges greatly in the end. Let’s celebrate the end of the […]