Renfield (2023)

Directed: Chris McKay Starring:  Nicholas Hoult, Nicolas Cage,Awkwafina, Ben Schwartz, some bloodsucker fuckers In this modern monster tale of Dracula’s loyal servant, Renfield, the tortured aide to history’s most narcissistic boss is forced to procure his master’s prey and do his every bidding, no matter how debased. But now, after centuries of servitude, Renfield is […]

End of Days (1999)

Director: Peter Hyams Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gabriel Byrne, Robin Tunney, some devil fuckers At the end of the century, Satan visits New York in search of a bride. It’s up to an ex-cop who now runs an elite security outfit to keep him occupied long enough that he can get an autograph and smash an […]

Evil Dead Rise (2023)

Director: Lee Cronin Starring: Mirabai Pease, Richard Crouchley, Anna-Maree Thomas, Some Other Deadite Fuckers A twisted tale of two estranged sisters whose reunion is cut short by the rise of flesh-possessing demons, thrusting them into a primal battle for survival as they face the most nightmarish decision imaginable… beer or bourbon? A couple of my […]

Barb Wire (1996)

Barb Wire (1996) Directed by: David Hogan Starring:     Pamela Anderson, Amir AboulEla, Adriana Alexander, Goon 2, Redhead with a Hairlip, seriously… who are these fuckers? Taking place during the Second American Civil War in 2017, Barb Wire owns a nightclub called the Hammerhead. Things become complicated when her ex-lover Axel Hood, who is […]

Super Mario Brothers (1993)

Super Mario Bros. (1993) Directed: Annabel Jankel, Rocky Morton Starring: Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper, Some other fuckers who don’t deserve this. The much maligned story of two Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, who must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking […]