Infinity Pool (2023)

Directed by: Brandon Cronenberg Starring: Alexander Skarsgård, Mia Goth, Cleopatra Coleman, some other rich fuckers James and Em Foster are enjoying an all-inclusive beach vacation in the fictional island of La Tolqa, when a fatal accident exposes the resort’s backward policy of cleaning it’s septic system James and Em put on their red and green […]

Cocaine Bear (2023)

Director: Elizabeth Banks Starring: Keri Russel, Alden Ehrenreich, O’Shea Jackson Jr., Ray Liota, some other furry fuckers An oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converge on a Georgia forest where a huge black bear steals a car and reenacts the 1963 classic “It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World”, playing the part of […]

The Last of Us (2023)

Creators: Neil Druckmann, Craig Mazin Starring: Pedro Pascal, Bella Ramsey, Anna Torv, Some mushroom faced motherfuckers After a global pandemic destroys civilization, a hardened survivor takes charge of a 14-year-old girl who is classically trained in French cuisine, and is very good with flavor and texture profiles. She hides a rat under her hat and between […]

Black Devil Doll from Hell (1984)

Black Devil Doll from Hell (1984) Directed: Chester N. Turner Starring: Seriously, you’ve really never heard of any of these fuckers A woman buys a doll at a magic shop. Unbeknownst to her, the doll is possessed by the spirit of Dave Chapelle, who holds a killer stand up set in her living room for […]

The Thing (1982)

The Thing (1982) Directed by : John Carpenter Starring: Kurt Russel, Wilford Brimley, Keith David, A bunch of fuckers you might actually recognize A research team in Antarctica is hunted by a shape-shifting alien that assumes the appearance of its victims. At first, the research team is frightened by the shape of the shape-shifting alien, […]