Wolfcop (2014)

Directed: Lowell Dean Starring: Leo Fafard, Amy Matysio, Sarah Lind, Some other wolf dick. It’s not unusual for alcoholic cop Lou to be loved by anyone. This time around in his blacked out stupor, things get hairy, and it’s all fun and games until you’re pissing blood at the drink and dink with a too […]

Sick (2022)

Sick (2022) Director: John Hyams Starring: Gideon Adlon, Bethlehem Million, Dylan Sprayberry, A Few Other Fuckers In April 2020 during the COVID-19 pandemic, college student Parker Mason takes her best friend, Miri Woodlow, to her family’s lake house to quarantine her. They arrive at the luxurious and secluded lake house when Parker receives a cryptic […]

M3gan (2023)

M3GAN (2023) Directed: Gerard Johnstone Starring: Allison Williams, Violet McGraw, Some Other Fuckers. When Gemma suddenly becomes the caretaker of her orphaned 8-year-old niece, Cady, Gemma’s unsure and unprepared to be a parent. Under intense pressure at work, Gemma decides to pair her M3GAN prototype with Cady in an attempt to learn and perform the […]

Paranormal Highway

Directed: Too Many Fuckers For how Bad This Is. Starring: A Bunch of Fuckers You Don’t Want to Hear About A debate team stranded on a bus is attacked by something unknown. Sounds like a banger. 

Friday the 13th II (1981)

Directed by: Steve Miner Starring: Betsy Palmer, Amy Steel, John Furey, Warrington Gillette, Steve Dash, Stuart Charno, Some Other Fuckers Months after Alice beheaded psycho killer/mother Pamela Voorhees at Camp Crystal Lake, survivor Alice is still traumatized because of the murders. But there is one problem: Mrs. Voorhees’ son Jason never drowned and died. He’s […]