Hellraiser (2022)

Director: David Bruckner Starring:  Odessa A’zion, Jamie Clayton, Adam Faison, Drew Starkey, Some other fuckers. Whoever harnesses the one box has an audience with God. Cenobites gonna be Cenobites, and Riley and her rag tag group of puzzle solvers need to get past Pinhead and crew to make their wildest dreams come true. Who will […]

Slither

Director: James ‘Machine’ Gunn Starring: Nathan Fillion, Elizabeth Banks, Michael Rooker, Gregg Henry, Some other fuckers. Before he was the writer of the Guardians of the Galaxy, Suicide Squad and Peacemaker, James ‘Machine’ Gunn was proving that you should either eat, or poke anything with a stick that is lying dormant in the ground. Slither […]

Child’s Play (1988)

Child’s Play (1988) Director: Tom Holland Starring: Catherine Hicks, Chris Sarandon, Alex Vincent, Brad Dourif, some other fuckers. The Lakeview Stranger, mortally injured in a shootout with police practices the dark art of santeria and transports his soul into a fucking doll. A hard working single mom gives her shitheel kid Andy the doll, and […]

Monster Dog (1984)

Monster Dog (1984, 1986 or Yesterday?) Directed by Claudio Fragasso Starring: Alice Cooper, Victoria Vera, Carlos Santurio and some other fuckers. My LEG! Hey… I thought my biggest fear about dogs would be their teeth, not them pumping away on my leg.  This week we look at the Alice Cooper classic (or classic piece of […]

Nope

Nope (2022) Directed by Jordan Peele Starring: Daniel Kaluuya, Keke Palmer, Steven Yeun, Michael Wincott, Brandon Perea Did you ever feel like someone was watching you?  Someone or something in the clouds that sees everything you’re doing, even when you’re touching yourself at night thinking of Santa Claus? Ok, maybe that’s just me. Aaaaanyway… What […]