X (2022)

X (2022) Directed by Ti West Starring: Mia Goth, Jenna Ortega, Brittany Snow, Kid Cudi 2022 seems to be the year of the hype horror movie. The year when horror turns the world on it’s ear. We’ve lived through some real horrors, so bring on the intellectual, elevated horror movie. X attempts to be that […]

Return of the Living Dead (1985)

Return of the Living Dead (1985) Directed by Dan O’Bannon Starring: Clu Gulager, James Karen, Don Calfa, Thom Mathews, Miguel A. Nunez Jr., Linnea Quigley Whenever I started my warehouse job, I made sure to poke around in shit that I wasn’t supposed to touch. Thankfully I wasn’t working in a medical supply warehouse where […]

Friday the 13th (1980)

Friday the 13th (1980) Directed by Sean S. Cunningham Starring: Betsy Palmer, Adrienne King, Jeannine Taylor, Robbi Morgan, Kevin Bacon, Camp Crystal lake seems like a nice place to be, but there’s a bit of an issue. Seems like all the counselors were fuckin around on the job and let some asshole little kid drown […]