Cocaine Bear (2023)

Director: Elizabeth Banks Starring: Keri Russel, Alden Ehrenreich, O’Shea Jackson Jr., Ray Liota, some other furry fuckers An oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converge on a Georgia forest where a huge black bear steals a car and reenacts the 1963 classic “It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World”, playing the part of […]

The Last of Us (2023)

Creators: Neil Druckmann, Craig Mazin Starring: Pedro Pascal, Bella Ramsey, Anna Torv, Some mushroom faced motherfuckers After a global pandemic destroys civilization, a hardened survivor takes charge of a 14-year-old girl who is classically trained in French cuisine, and is very good with flavor and texture profiles. She hides a rat under her hat and between […]

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) Director: Andy Sidaris Starring: Ronn Moss, Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton, some other fucker’s boobs. Two drug enforcement agents plus two chicks with two boobs a piece plus two friends that are dudes plus two bad dudes – and don’t forget to add an exploding skateboarder and his blow up […]

The Perfect Weapon (1991)

Director: Mark DiSalle Starring: Jeff Speakman, John Dye, Mako, Mariska Hargitay, James Hong, some other kicking fuckers. In Jeff Speakman’s first starring role, he plays an expert in “kenpo” karate avenges his Koreatown friend, slain by a mobster in Los Angeles. The perfect weapon is the perfect example of why you should mind your own […]

Black Devil Doll from Hell (1984)

Black Devil Doll from Hell (1984) Directed: Chester N. Turner Starring: Seriously, you’ve really never heard of any of these fuckers A woman buys a doll at a magic shop. Unbeknownst to her, the doll is possessed by the spirit of Dave Chapelle, who holds a killer stand up set in her living room for […]