Never Too Young To Die (1986)

Directed by: Gil Bettman Starring: John Stamos, Vanity, Gene Simmons, Gene Simmons, Robert Englund, A suprising number of fuckers you’ve heard of. As crazy as it sounds, John Stamos is a college gymnastics whiz kid who’s dad (George Lazenby) is a special agent trying to stop the “Hermaphroditic” maniacal rocker Velvet Von Ragnar played by […]

The Thing (1982)

The Thing (1982) Directed by : John Carpenter Starring: Kurt Russel, Wilford Brimley, Keith David, A bunch of fuckers you might actually recognize A research team in Antarctica is hunted by a shape-shifting alien that assumes the appearance of its victims. At first, the research team is frightened by the shape of the shape-shifting alien, […]

Wolfcop (2014)

Directed: Lowell Dean Starring: Leo Fafard, Amy Matysio, Sarah Lind, Some other wolf dick. It’s not unusual for alcoholic cop Lou to be loved by anyone. This time around in his blacked out stupor, things get hairy, and it’s all fun and games until you’re pissing blood at the drink and dink with a too […]

Sick (2022)

Sick (2022) Director: John Hyams Starring: Gideon Adlon, Bethlehem Million, Dylan Sprayberry, A Few Other Fuckers In April 2020 during the COVID-19 pandemic, college student Parker Mason takes her best friend, Miri Woodlow, to her family’s lake house to quarantine her. They arrive at the luxurious and secluded lake house when Parker receives a cryptic […]

Kill Switch (2008)

Director: Jeff King Writer: Steven Seagal Starring: Stevan Seagal, Isaac Hayes, Holly Elissa, honestly… no other fuckers you’ve ever heard of. A troubled detective mumbles his way through Memphis in order to track  down a pair of serial killers. The twist? He was both serial killers the whole time. What we watched: Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker, Long Live […]