The Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star Slammer

Directed By: Fred Olen Ray Starring:     Sandy Brooke, Suzy Stokey, Ross Hagen, Seriously who are these fuckers? Two women (who are these two women? There are literally half a dozen who are prisoners) who have been unjustly confined to a prison planet plot their escape – or at least just decide to blow […]

Tusk (2014)

Tusk (2014) Director: Kevin Smith Starring: Justin Long, Michael Parks, Haley Joel Osment, some Canadian fuckers A brash and arrogant podcaster gets more than he bargained for when he travels to Canada to interview a mysterious recluse.  Everything’s going good for him until he finds out the recluse is a lesbian, and a Canadian.

Barb Wire (1996)

Barb Wire (1996) Directed by: David Hogan Starring:     Pamela Anderson, Amir AboulEla, Adriana Alexander, Goon 2, Redhead with a Hairlip, seriously… who are these fuckers? Taking place during the Second American Civil War in 2017, Barb Wire owns a nightclub called the Hammerhead. Things become complicated when her ex-lover Axel Hood, who is […]

Infinity Pool (2023)

Directed by: Brandon Cronenberg Starring: Alexander Skarsgård, Mia Goth, Cleopatra Coleman, some other rich fuckers James and Em Foster are enjoying an all-inclusive beach vacation in the fictional island of La Tolqa, when a fatal accident exposes the resort’s backward policy of cleaning it’s septic system James and Em put on their red and green […]

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) Director: Andy Sidaris Starring: Ronn Moss, Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton, some other fucker’s boobs. Two drug enforcement agents plus two chicks with two boobs a piece plus two friends that are dudes plus two bad dudes – and don’t forget to add an exploding skateboarder and his blow up […]