The Thing (1982)

The Thing (1982) Directed by : John Carpenter Starring: Kurt Russel, Wilford Brimley, Keith David, A bunch of fuckers you might actually recognize A research team in Antarctica is hunted by a shape-shifting alien that assumes the appearance of its victims. At first, the research team is frightened by the shape of the shape-shifting alien, […]

Wolfcop (2014)

Directed: Lowell Dean Starring: Leo Fafard, Amy Matysio, Sarah Lind, Some other wolf dick. It’s not unusual for alcoholic cop Lou to be loved by anyone. This time around in his blacked out stupor, things get hairy, and it’s all fun and games until you’re pissing blood at the drink and dink with a too […]

Paranormal Highway

Directed: Too Many Fuckers For how Bad This Is. Starring: A Bunch of Fuckers You Don’t Want to Hear About A debate team stranded on a bus is attacked by something unknown. Sounds like a banger. 

Escape From New York

Director: John Carpenter Starring: Kurt Russell, Lee Van Cleef, Ernest Borgnine, Donald Pleasence, Isaac Hayes, Some other Fuckers When you try to rob the federal reserve bank, you get sent to manhattan which since 1988 has been a full on prison island, to rescue the president and some bullshit tape that supposedly has the formula for […]

Rare Exports : A Christmas Tale

Directed by: Jalmari Helander Starring: A lot of fuckers you never heard of. On Christmas Eve in Finland, Santa Claus is unearthed in an archaeological dig. Soon after, children start disappearing, leading a boy and his father to capture Santa and, with the help of fellow hunters, they look to sell him back to the […]