Evil Dead Rise (2023)

Director: Lee Cronin Starring: Mirabai Pease, Richard Crouchley, Anna-Maree Thomas, Some Other Deadite Fuckers A twisted tale of two estranged sisters whose reunion is cut short by the rise of flesh-possessing demons, thrusting them into a primal battle for survival as they face the most nightmarish decision imaginable… beer or bourbon? A couple of my […]

Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

Directed by: Rhys Frake-Waterfield Starring: You won’t recognize any of these fuckers The days of adventures and merriment have come to an end, as Christopher Robin, now a young man, has left the gang of Hundred Acre-Woods to fend for themselves. Through hard work and determination, and led by Pooh-bear and Piglet, the gang gussy […]

Cocaine Bear (2023)

Director: Elizabeth Banks Starring: Keri Russel, Alden Ehrenreich, O’Shea Jackson Jr., Ray Liota, some other furry fuckers An oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converge on a Georgia forest where a huge black bear steals a car and reenacts the 1963 classic “It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World”, playing the part of […]

Sick (2022)

Sick (2022) Director: John Hyams Starring: Gideon Adlon, Bethlehem Million, Dylan Sprayberry, A Few Other Fuckers In April 2020 during the COVID-19 pandemic, college student Parker Mason takes her best friend, Miri Woodlow, to her family’s lake house to quarantine her. They arrive at the luxurious and secluded lake house when Parker receives a cryptic […]

M3gan (2023)

M3GAN (2023) Directed: Gerard Johnstone Starring: Allison Williams, Violet McGraw, Some Other Fuckers. When Gemma suddenly becomes the caretaker of her orphaned 8-year-old niece, Cady, Gemma’s unsure and unprepared to be a parent. Under intense pressure at work, Gemma decides to pair her M3GAN prototype with Cady in an attempt to learn and perform the […]